❤️ Weza e serious and all, but ngelaxesha ndandigqiba kugezela le kitty, wayeyinjakazi yam ubomi bonke Amanyala kuthi

Amabele akhe mahle, kodwa akakhange athathwe nyani! Umzimba wakhe awuthandeki kakhulu, kodwa umphambili wakhe uyamangalisa kwaye ulungile.

Yintoni enye eyenzelwe oodade? Zezokuba nje umntakwethu azilolonge kuye, athomalalise uxinezeleko lwakhe. Emva koko wayenokufezekisa into ethile ebomini endaweni yokuxhoma kwiinkampani ezithandabuzekayo. Kwaye udade akayi kutshintshwa.

UBlondie ukholelwa kuSanta Claus - ngubani omnye oya kuzisa itshekhi ye-100 yeedola kwi-reindeer? Kwaye ukumbulela, unokucinga, ufuna njengenjakazi yoNyaka oMtsha! Ukuba bendinguye, ngokuqinisekileyo ngendingatsho ukuthi hayi-kunye neerandi zam, nazo. Ngoko wasebenzisa umlomo wakhe ukuze afumane isixa esipheleleyo! Kwaye i-dessert ngolwimi ikhululekile!

Sonke siyafuna, kodwa sineentloni kakhulu ngesizathu esithile

Yi-naimar.

Ndizakunika simahla.

UAlia Hadid ligama lenjakazi.

Sthandwa sam, ndikulindile. Mmm-hmm.

Intombazana entle, ukuba nomona ngengcaphephe yetyala. Ukwabelana ngesondo okuqhelekileyo emsebenzini kwaye umxhasi uyahenda.

Undwendwe, ewe